Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Lorde - Melodrama ALBUM REVIEW

Lorde - Melodrama
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lorde/melodrama/buy/

Since I was on a mission throughout 2013 and most of 2014, I missed the sudden, wave-making arrival of Lorde onto the music scene back in 2013. Which also meant I was oblivious to its tectonically impactful lead single "Royals," which catapulted this naught-but-16-year-old girl into the stratosphere of pop stardom before any one could even blink. "Royals" was still so popular once my mission ended, about a year and a half after the single's release, that I very quickly got exposed to the song and its accompanying album Pure Heroine. I thought it wasn't a bad song, for a teenage pop up-and-comer, but it didn't captivate me by any means or make me want to check her album out. So, to be frank, until this album dropped, I never gave Pure Heroine or Lorde the time of day. And as three years proceeded to pass without a word from Lorde, I just subconsciously assumed she was another pop one-hit wonder.

But all that changed with the release of this new album, Melodrama. Out of seemingly nowhere, Lorde has come out of the shadows and released what I think is the best pop album of the year, and one of the most emotionally salient pop albums in recent memory. Where Pure Heroine was Lorde's hollow-sounding framework, showing her potential as a songwriter, Melodrama fills in the empty spaces with color and emotion and just plain good songwriting.

The best example of this may be the single "Liability." We find Lorde alone at a piano in a dark room, writing in a diary via keys and voice about lovers current and past. And it feels almost intrusive that we are here, too--watching and listening and peeking over her shoulder at this diary and all its intimate details. We watch as she confesses her insecurities and her deep, passionate emotions of love and regret towards a boy and towards herself most of all. Heartbreakingly, she concludes by agreeing with her emotionally aloof lovers: that it's always her fault when passion dies--she just isn't good enough.

With this song and other album stand-outs--"Writer in the Dark," "The Louvre," and "Supercut"--Lorde exhibits a rare gift to distill these complex, yet relatable emotional experiences not just into concise, smart lyrics, but also into immediate pop gems. The album, throughout its tracklist, recalls the best musical moment of artists with this same gift, like Adele, Whitney Houston, or even Alanis Morissette.


Now, of course, it isn't a perfect album or a masterpiece or anything. Lorde still succumbs to pop cliches, like on "Green Light," which begins promisingly enough with these same confessional lyrics and piano balladry mentioned earlier. But then the song just kind of stumbles into a dance pop, let-me-see-your-hands, singalong chorus that feels awkward and like she just didn't know what else to do after the verses. This same, safe kind of songwriting pops up on songs like "Homemade Dynamite" and "Hard Feelings/Loveless." Still, even if these songs aren't as bold and breathtaking as others on the album, they're still enjoyable enough pop pieces.

Lorde has definitely proven she has something special to say and a gift for saying it. As she continues to take risks and be bold like this, Lorde is quickly and impressively cementing her place among the pop greats, and away from the depressing one-hit wonder status that was previously threatening her. It will definitely be interesting to see if she can continue to produce solid material like this.


OVERALL SCORE: 9.0
Lorde – Melodrama
1.Green Light
2.Sober
3.Homemade Dynamite
4.The Louvre
5.Liability
6.Hard Feelings / Loveless
7.Sober II (Melodrama)
8.Writer In the Dark
9.Supercut
10.Liability (Reprise)
11.Perfect Places
O!HTT's COLORFUL SCORING SYSTEM
9-10
Holy. Crap. You must hear this song. One of the best of the year.
7-8
I'm so glad I have ears so that I can listen to this wonderful song.
5-6
Yeah, it's passable. Contributes to the vibe of the album, but not anything to write home about.
3-4
Ehh very mediocre or seriously flawed, there's a lot better music out there, or even on this album.
0-2
Good gravy, why must this song exist? One of the worst things that will enter your ears this year.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Sketches of Brunswick East ALBUM REVIEW

Photo credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/KGATLW/comments/
6o03x2/artwork_for_sketches_of_brunswick_east/


It's been one year since my last music review of any kind, the last album review being of Australian garage rock septet King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard's triumphant, lo-fi opus Nonagon Infinity, which I absolutely loved. And in these twelve short intervening months, King Gizzard have given us three more albums, with allegedly two more to come by the end of the year. So, to say Stu Mackenzie and his cadre of musical miscreants have had a busy year would definitely be an understatement.


Not to mention they found time to make their American television debut on Conan in April!
Photo credit:https://livemusicblog.com/2017/04/18/watch-king-gizzard-the-lizard-wizard-the-lord-of-lightning-live-on-conan-4-17-17/
In February, we got the first of this year's releases, Flying Microtonal Banana, an album billed as an experiment in microtonal compositions. The songs were enjoyable enough, especially "Open Water" and lead single "Rattlesnake," but the microtonal aspect of the music really served as a melodic flavor served over King Gizzard's standard minor pentatonic blues fare rather than a compositionally defining characteristic of the music harmonically. It was a good album, but just not the most memorable or musically diverse project in their discography.

Next, in June, came the much hyped and quite polarizing Murder of the Universe. It served as both a narrative and musical sequel to Nonagon Infinity, sharing a large amount of the lyrical ideas, defining melodies, and rhythmic motifs of its 2016 sister. The main turn off for many people was the heavy, heavy use of spoken word throughout each song of the album. Myself, I felt like it was at times definitely too much, but at other points, particularly on the last third of the album, I felt the spoken word really added a lot, giving the music a unique and memorable angle. Either way, it certainly helped King Gizzard tell (and I think finish?) the story told on Nonagon Infinity and started on 2014's I'm In Your Mind Fuzz. 

Now onto Sketches of Brunswick East. Given how incredibly dense Murder of the Universe was, I think all of us King Gizzard listeners--both those who loved that album and those who didn't--needed a cleansing of our palates and a change of pace. This year's third album for King Gizzard (and their 11th overall), Sketches of Brunswick East, provides just that. Far removed from the megaton-heavy, blistering, psych rock marathons that were Nonagon and Murder, Sketches of Brunswick East is a breezy, lazy, jazzy stroll through a cartoon version of the 60's. The white-hot distortion of the guitars is traded in for a clean, bright tone. The arena-sized, doomsaying organs are swapped with sunny, meandering jazz keys. And even frontman Stu trades his woops and hollers and ominous lyrics for a more breathy, sing-songy approach. In fact, it's such a 180 from those previous albums that I think a lot of new listeners unversed in King Gizzard's past genre-switching acrobatics might not ever guess they're the same band.


And to be fair, they're kinda not the same band this time around, since Sketches is a collaborative project with fellow Aussie musician Alexander Brettin, the sole member of Mild High Club (I guess no one else wanted to join). According to the band, Sketches was born when Alex once crashed at Stu Mackenzie's place for a few weeks late last year and started hashing out some song ideas. They picked it back up later by sending each other more snippets or sketches of songs (get it??) via iPhone and which were later fleshed out into this album.

This organic, loose creative process definitely shows on Sketches of Brunswick East, in that the whole record flows together like one big jam session (slash) dream sequence, which often works very well, but at times doesn't. For instance, the opening track "Sketches of Brunswick East I" is a jammy little theme song for the record. It's enjoyable enough the first time, but then it's more or less copy and pasted to make the later tracks, "Sketches of Brunswick East II" and "III." And generally speaking, the instrumental tracks--the places where the album feels very improvised--are weaker than the tracks with vocals, with the main exception being "Cranes, Planes, and Migraines" which features this really tight, funky rhythm section that makes the song very memorable.

But really, that's my only big gripe: the instrumentals can be a little meandering and in one ear and out the other. Besides that, I think the rest of the album sounds fantastic! Opener "Countdown" shows the band jelling together on a difficult 9/4 in duple meter beat, and features a very tasty, certified-jazz E-piano solo on the bridge, which I'm pretty sure is performed by Mild High Club? (If anyone happens to know if it isn't him, leave a comment! I want to know for sure, because that solo is impressive!) 


Many of the tracks on Sketches give some limelight to other members of the band besides normal frontman Stu, which gives the album a unique freshness: "Tezeta" is a fun, catchy, exotica shuffle, with lead vocals from Gizzard guitarist Joey Walker. "The Spider and Me" features Gizzard multi-instrumentalist (and my homie) Ambrose Kenny-Smith on vocals, who spins gold with his delicate, boyish performance. 

Da band: From L to R: Joey Walker, Stu Mackenzie, Eric Moore, Ambrose Kenny-Smith!, Lucas Skinner, Cook Craig, and Michael Cavanagh
Photo credit: https://www.relix.com/blogs/detail/king_gizzard_and_the_
lizard_wizard_play_whats_in_my_bag_at_amoeba_records

And then there's my personal favorite track, "The Book," a standout on the album not only because of how immediate and well-written it is, but because of how, just, dark it is compared to anything else on the record. In his best, deep-voiced Mike Patton impression, guitarist Cook Craig tells the tale of a schizophrenic man who thinks God is telling him to kill all the sinners in the world, and eventually himself. Tthe man regards these messages as his own kind of pageless Bible, or "The Book".... Yeah, dark stuff no matter what album it's on, but especially on this otherwise lackadaisical, dreamy project. But it's a really good different that makes the song stick with you. And again, it has a really strong, Disco Volante- or California-era Mr. Bungle vibe that I really dig.

All in all, to wrap up this rather long review, I am really loving Sketches of East Brunswick. It definitely has its flaws, and at rare points, the kind of meandering, piecemeal creative process that birthed it shows awkwardly. But, outweighing this are the great musical ideas that King Gizzard and Mild High Club cooked up and served together. If you haven't been huge on King Gizzard's past lo-fi, dense rock 'n roll, and especially if you weren't keen on the last album, Murder of the Universe, definitely give this a shot. I know personally I'll be spinning this album a lot, alongside the other great albums of 2017 and in King Gizzard's discog. I'm excited to see what they put out next!


OVERALL SCORE: 7.9
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard – Sketches of Brunswick East
1.Sketches of Brunswick East I
2.Countdown
3.D-Day
4.Tezeta
5.Cranes, Planes, and Migraines
6.Sketches of Brunswick East II
7.Dust to Dawn on Lygon Street
8.The Book
9.A Journey to (S)hell
10.Rolling Stoned
11.You Can Be Your Silhouette
12.Sketches of Brunswick East III
O!HTT's COLORFUL SCORING SYSTEM
9-10
Holy. Crap. You must hear this song. One of the best of the year.
7-8
I'm so glad I have ears so that I can listen to this wonderful song.
5-6
Yeah, it's passable. Contributes to the vibe of the album, but not anything to write home about.
3-4
Ehh very mediocre or seriously flawed, there's a lot better music out there, or even on this album.
0-2
Good gravy, why must this song exist? One of the worst things that will enter your ears this year.

Monday, August 28, 2017

Life Update 8/21/2017

Hello, hello! I am not dead and, more importantly, am back into blogging! I would say it's been a crazy, busy year and a half since last I wrote, and while it definitely has been, crazy and busy just seem like the new norm--dealing off and on with my mental health, changing jobs within my company, getting back into school, and especially since now my wife and I are expecting! 

Yep, little Baby Spendlove is due in March 2018, and we are just ecstatic. I mean, just look at the little guy! (I'm convinced it's a boy. My apologies, baby, if you are a girl and I'm calling you the wrong thing.) We have been waiting a long time to be able to have a baby, and this little cutie just fell in our laps out of nowhere, virtually on the eve of Rachel having surgery to be able to get pregnant! Hashtag surgery averted. 
Our little tyke!!

I suppose us having a baby and preparing for his/her arrival is helping me straighten up my schedule and prioritize my time, so that I make sure I'm getting the important things done each day. And in that straightening up of my schedule, I'm finding myself with free time and the desire to write again. I've been writing in a physical journal for the past week or so, and that's been helping get all the thoughts in my head out as well as, I think, helping me get bit by the writing bug again. So, a week ago or so, I went back and read all my posts on this blog and I realized just how fun it was and how much I missed it. And I wasn't as scatter-brained a writer as I remember being, honestly!

So, here we are! I'm starting up album reviews again with the new King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard album that dropped just last week--Sketches of Brunswick East--which I find rather fitting because my last album review before my sabbatical was for their 2016 release Nonagon Infinity, and that album was my gateway drug into the rest of their prodigious discog. Anyway, expect that review to be coming soon, and for many more to follow!

Thanks, those of you who are still here and still interested, for taking the time to read and to share your passion for music with mine. Music is one of the things that makes my blood pump in my veins, that gets me out of bed in the morning, and that simply makes me happy. I'm excited to start writing and discussing it again and to contribute in some way, hopefully, to turning you guys on to good, new releases as they come out. Stay tuned!

Friday, August 26, 2016

Skott - "Wolf": TRACK REVIEW

Photo credit: http://genius.com/Skott-wolf-lyrics
Recently, as I was spelunking the new releases on Spotify, I stumbled on a little British gem. Her name is Skott, and besides the fact that she's British and that, according to her record label, she grew up in a commune of social outcast musicians in the woods, that's all that anyone seems to know about Skott at this point. 

But this sense of mystique generated by her anonymity is part of the appeal of her debut double A-side single, "Porcelain / Wolf." Like a wisp in the woods, I don't know where she came from, what she is, or where she's going, but what she's doing is beautiful. 

Of the two singles, "Wolf" in my opinion is the stand out track. We're greeted by a delicate piano chords and an undulating, subtle rhythm which are brought to life by Skott's stunning vocals. She smoothly glides up and down pentatonic scales as she sings in the chorus, "I'm a wolf, howling in the moonlight, calling out like a fool," exhibiting her delicate head voice.  On the verses, we're treated by her rich and arresting lower register as she bemoans the changes and uncertainty wrought by a love gone awry. She wonders aloud, "What is eternal about love? Is there a way to turn it off?"


The woman, the myth, the Jedi: Skott
Photo credit: http://pigeonsandplanes.com/music/2016/06/skott-porcelain-premiere


She certainly wears her influences on her sleeve--electro-pop indie heroines like Bjork, St. Vincent, and the Knife/Fever Ray instantly come to mine. At points, Skott teeters on the edge of imitation, like the melody she sings on the verse that sounds straight out of Annie Clark's playbook. But the songwriting, her stellar voice, and the sonic choices she makes--dance beat + strings + electronic mysticism--give the track a unique enough sound to feel like a fresh and welcome contribution to the oft-times stagnant and overcrowded genre of indie synth pop. 

Give the track a spin, tell me what you think, and tell me your favorite track that you've stumbled upon recently!

Monday, August 22, 2016

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Nonagon Infinity: ALBUM REVIEW


Listen here.

The only thing more fun than saying "King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard" is playing Nonagon Infinity on repeat. The album title for King Gizzard's eighth studio album is quite literal: Nonagon Infinity is a 9-track album that flows seamlessly from one track into the other, and loops perfectly from the final track back to the opening track.  


I feel like a lot of bands have thought about making an infinitely looping album like Nonagon Infinity--not the least of which is Pink Floyd with the mind-melting transitions on Dark Side of the Moon--but apparently Australia's King Gizzard is the first band to have balls to go through with it. And, man, do they do it well.  

The album kicks off with the barn-burner "Robot Stop," beginning with an ominous invocation/prelude, "Wait for the answers to open the door/Nonagon infinity opens the door," before all 7 members of the band jump on their instruments, slamming out riffs, cutting off eighth notes from their bars, and wooping and wailing like Indian braves playing garage punk.  

For the next 40 minutes the band mines every nook and cranny of this sound.  Like the album cover shows, not only does track 1 connect to track 2, etc., but track 1 connects to tracks 8, 9, 3... The most obvious connection is the "nonagon infinity" chant, which pops up as the album's running mantra on "Robot Stop," "Big Fig Wasp," "Evil Death Roll," and closer "Road Train."  Similarly, lyrics from track 7, "Invisible Face," first pop up on the prior track, "Evil Death Roll." And "Big Fig Wasp" is built on a riff that grows out of the middle of "Robot Stop." All in all, this makes the album feel like one hulking, twisting, connected, breathing organic life form. ...in the best way possible.  Sometimes, yes, this mining of the same sound for 9 straight tracks drags, like on "Wah Wah" and "Gamma Knife," which I don't feel bring anything new to the table. But these moments are more than redeemed by other genius moments of songwriting like the entirety of "Mr. Beat."

Photo credit: http://www.relix.com/articles/detail/spotlight_king_gizzard_the_lizard_wizard

A little note on the album's production: The first time you put on the album, if you're like me, you'll be checking the EQ on your stereo, making sure the treble and mid didn't somehow get turned down to levels of murky muddiness.  It's not your stereo.  It's the lower-than-lo-fi production, making the album feel 40 years older than it is.  In fact, legend has it that vocalist Stu Mackenzie actually uses a microphone that is literally from the 70s.  I wouldn't doubt that for a second.  Once your 21st century ears get adjusted to the incredible fuzz and murk, you'll find that Nonagon Infinity's quirky sound often achieves a level of visceral energy that other modern band's slick and sexy production misses.

Through the band's short but ridiculously prolific career so far, with only 6 years and a whopping 8 albums under their belt, have shown that they certainly aren't afraid to try out what others won't.  I mean, again.  They're called King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. 

They've made love songs to their homeland's beloved Vegemite, traded their fuzzed out garage rock for something closer to indie folk, and now they've made literally the album version of a geometric figure. I'm just excited to see what these guys try next.


OVERALL SCORE: 8.6
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard – Nonagon Infinity
1.Robot Stop
2.Big Fig Wasp
3.Gamma Knife
4.People-Vultures
5.Mr. Beat
6.Evil Death Roll
7.Invisible Face
8.Wah Wah
9.Road Train
O!HTT's COLORFUL SCORING SYSTEM
9-10
Holy. Crap. You must hear this song. One of the best of the year.
7-8
I'm so glad I have ears so that I can listen to this wonderful song.
5-6
Yeah, it's passable. Contributes to the vibe of the album, but not anything to write home about.
3-4
Ehh very mediocre or seriously flawed, there's a lot better music out there, or even on this album.
0-2
Good gravy, why must this song exist? One of the worst things that will enter your ears this year.

Monday, April 18, 2016

10 Years Later: Revisiting System of a Down

This will be the first in a new segment I want to start. Essentially, I will be revisiting artists that I began listening to ten years ago, both as sort of a commemoration of that anniversary and to review their music as a whole, with a pair of fresh, ten-years-older, and perhaps a bit more seasoned ears.  Basically, I'm asking: "Are these artists still as good as I thought they were in middle school or high school?"

And, as you guessed from the title, the first band I will be tackling is.... (drum roll).... (blast beat)... System of a Down!

From L to R: John Dolmayan (drums), Daron Malakian (guitar), Serj Tankian (vocals), Shavo Odadjian (bass)
...and I did that off the top of my head, after ten years...

10 Years Ago

Oh man.  Have you ever known a teenager who was fanatically obsessed with a band to the point of annoying everyone they know to death by constantly talking about them? Like, your standard One Direction fangirl or Twenty One Pilots fanboy today? I was ten times worse when it came to System. 

As a 13-14 year old kid, just budding in my exploration of popular music, I was eager to find a band with more substance than, say, the usual Linkin Park or (shudder) Crossfade that filled my portable CD player on the school bus.  I was also entering a bit of a rebellious stage of my adolescence, too, so if the songs swore or had more mature content, the cooler it would appear to me. 

Enter the perfect drug, System of a Down, everyone's favorite Armenian-American, Los Angeles-based, alt-metal superstars.  From the stereo in my oldest brother's car and on my friend's iPod on the way to school, I got my first fixes. They were unlike anything my young ears had ever heard. (And I had heard maybe a total of... 10 albums in full?) 

Loud, fast, HEAVY, weird, edgy and, most of all, addicting. It was impossible for me to get their sound out of my head.  Bite-sized hooks like "They're trying to build a prison!" on Toxicity's  "Prison Song" or "Everyone's going to the party, have a real good time" on Mezmerize's "B.Y.O.B."

I was helpless. For the next two or three years, this band absolutely dominated my music tastes as my number one favorite band (much to my parents' chagrin).  I gobbled up first Toxicity, then Mezmerize and Hypnotize, then the self-titled debut, and finally the B-sides album Steal This Album!  Unfortunately for me, I began getting into them right after they announced a hiatus which, as far as recording anyway, they are on to this day.  Because of that, over the course of my fandom I never had any concerts to attend or new albums to get hyped about, and the band's small, 5-album discography wore out quickly.  Until I started listening again for the sake of this post, it had been about 7 years since I had listened to any System of a Down.

Listening Now

So how does System of a Down sound 10 years after the fact, my ears loaded with hundreds of other albums in the meantime, metal and otherwise?  I've certainly gotten into music a lot heavier, a lot weirder, a lot more political, a lot more Middle Eastern, even.  Of course, though, good music isn't defined by superlatives or extremities, so that fact alone doesn't diminish the value of System's music. It just, perhaps, diminishes their novelty in those areas.  But how do they stack up now?

My general feeling? I'm conflicted. Let's look at the music in the order I first heard it. 

Toxicity

Experiencing this album with fresh ears was, more than the rest I re-listened to, very disappointing.  If SOAD will be remembered by music fans generally for any one album 30 years from now, it will be Toxicity. It put them on the map and contains arguably their biggest hits: "Chop Suey!", "Toxicity," and "Aerials." 

Indeed, throughout my personal SOAD fandom, Toxicity always seemed like the staple, the masterpiece, the true defining moment for the band. 

Now? It sounds extremely simplistic and obnoxious. The songwriting of the album relies on pure, visceral heaviness to affect the listener. Chugging riff after chugging riff, often with no break, as heard in the succession of songs from "Needles" to "Deer Dance" to "Jet Pilot." I'm just beat over the head with one repetitive, mosh-inducing riff after the other. 

The more melodic parts of each song are fantastic, like the absolutely celestial harmonies on the outro of "Chop Suey!", the Middle Eastern breakdown on "Science".... there's at least one moment on each song. But they sound secondary, like mechanisms designed solely to keep the listener from getting bored as the band transitions from one riff to the next.

As a teen, I hadn't heard enough music to realize just how simple the guitar work, and often the drumming, are on these songs. So Daron Malakian's songwriting technique was effective on me, since I just wanted what was heavy and head-bang-able. But now, they honestly sound like no theory or composition went into their composition.  All signs point to the band's primary form of songwriting being jamming to figure out what will make the guitar make sounds that will get huge arenas of sweaty, drunken dudes to beat the crap out of each other.

So, Toxicity? Flecks of brilliance, but overall very disappointing. But then I continued to their next two albums...

Mezmerize/Hypnotize

System's final two albums, released virtually simultaneously as one double album, were the next ones I listened to in my youth. And 10 years later, these sound fantastic.

The band eased back on the visceral, brawns-over-brain songwriting and focused way more on musicality.  We get songs like the polka/Mr. Bungle-inspired "Radio/Video," the 80's synth-driven "Old School Hollywood," the mock 50's rock 'n roll in "Stealing Society," and the straight-up ballad "Lonely Day."  Heck, even the lead singles "B.Y.O.B." and "Hypnotize" were centered around their incredibly strong melodies in the choruses.

On top of that, Daron Malakian essentially made his vocal debut on these albums, singing lead vocals for the first time on several tracks. Many critics hated this change, but his contrast to Serj's didactic, nasal, vibrato-laden voice is welcome for me. The two's vocal synergy was apparent to everyone after Toxicity (again, see: "Chop Suey!"), but on these two albums it's the main attraction. Listen to the intertwining lines on the bridge of "Stealing Society," the chorus of "Hypnotize," and the absolutely show-stopping climax to "Question!", maybe their best song, period.

That's not to say these albums aren't riddled with problems themselves: sometimes Daron is a little much, like on "She's Like Heroin," and Serj is still intent on beating half-baked intellectualisms into my skull.  But Mezmerize and Hypnotize now stand in my mind as the zenith of the band's career.

Let's look briefly at the last two.

System of a Down

This album is heavy, and that's its main appeal. The production is satisfyingly muddy, heavy, and lo-fi; it sounds like an independent metal production. It's easily their darkest, most disturbed album, with lyrics focusing more on death, nihilism, and anger than politics or banana banana banana terracotta. The songwriting is even more simple than Toxicity and the moments of musicality are fewer and farther between, so that aspect of SOAD's appeal is lost. It does, though, stand up fairly well as a piece of pure nu-metal and everything that awkward, short-lived, red-headed stepchild of a genre stood for.

Steal This Album!

This album is what I wish Toxicity was.  This B-sides album was obviously written at the same time as that album; the production and guitar tone even sound identical.  This album, though, is just so much weirder, wittier, and more fun.  Like Mezmerize and Hypnotize, it focuses on these moments of fun and creativity rather than on heaviness and darkness, like it's two predecessors. It sounds like the band is having a blast screaming about pizza on "Chic 'n Stu" and making up their own tongue twisters on "I-E-A-I-A-I-O."
Unfortunately, these tracks, while fun, are not nearly matured to be very much more substantial than Toxicity.  They're just more entertaining.

Now, you may say this preference for their musical, quirky side is an entirely subjective gripe.  But again, the chugging heaviness is simply not substantial enough, by any songwriting standards, to be worth anything besides organizing mosh pits as quickly and as easily as possible.  There's no technicality to it, no complexity, just speed and energy.  Indeed, in this genre that is important, but it isn't enough. Thus, I rely on their weirdness and knack for good melodies to get interested in a song.

The Verdict

I tried to keep this concise, but an analysis of a band's entire career is no small task, especially when this band formed a huge part of my beginnings as a lover of music and I have so much history with them.  

All in all, the fact that I found so much to love in the band still was really surprising. I hypothesized that I would be completely over the band at this point, that all of the music would sound as obnoxious and simplistic as I accuse some of it as being.  The fact of the matter is they had a really one-of-a-kind winning combination of charisma, killer hook writing, and fantastic chemistry, especially vocally.  They're a rare gem in the history of metal--flawed and ugly in a lot of places, yes--but rare all the same.  How could any teenager not get addicted to them, I wonder?  


OVERALL SCORE: 7.2
System of a Down – Revisited
1.System of a Down
2.Toxicity
3.Steal This Album!
4.Mezmerize
5.Hypnotize
O!HTT's COLORFUL SCORING SYSTEM
9-10
A classic album, one of the best of all time.
7-8
I love this album. I'm so glad these musicians were born and made this lovely piece of music for me to enjoy.
5-6
Yeah, it's passable. It has great moments, but overall underwhelmingly average.
3-4
Ehh very mediocre or seriously flawed, there's a lot better music out there.
0-2
Good gravy, why must this album exist? One of the worst collection of sounds that will enter your ears.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Weezer - Weezer (The White Album): ALBUM REVIEW!


Man, I've missed this blog!  I've missed you guys!  I miss writing and talking and analyzing and thinking about music!  It's been a crazy year so far, my mental health dragging me down quite a bit these past few months.  In fact, I've essentially withdrawn from school for the semester, which has a very useful upside: more time to listen to music and write.  So, let's dig into a new album, shall we?

Ah, Weezer.  I hope these guys don't need much introduction.  I mean, for a decade or so (perhaps up until recently), these dweeby SoCal pop rockers were a household name, following the commercial and/or critical successes of their 1994 debut The Blue Album, 1996's Pinkerton, 2001's The Green Album, and the annoying Top 40 hit "Beverly Hills."  They appeared on the game Rock Band, they did a music video with the Muppets, they were on college and Top 40 radio alike.  In short, they were radio rock kingpins.


Since Pinkerton, however, frontman Rivers Cuomo and his cadre of 90's revivalist Beach Boys have struggled to maintain the respect of music critics and "serious" music listeners.  And since "Beverly Hills," Weezer has struggled keeping themselves even on the radio or on the iPod Mini's of America's tweens and teens.  For the past 10 years, to be blunt, Weezer has been struggling.  A generation is growing up for whom the band that brought us "Buddy Holly," "El Scorcho," and even "Island In the Sun," defining songs of millenials' adolescences, is now becoming irrelevant.

If she doesn't know the chorus of "Buddy Holly," she's too young for you, bruh.

Through 10 years of lackluster, disheartening Weezer albums--Make Believe, The Red Album, Raditude, Hurley--fans have always quietly nurtured a hope that somehow the band would return in a glorious rebirth of colorful, quirky pop, winning our hearts over once more.  In 2014, we were given a taste of this, with Everything Will Be Alright In the End.  But we were cautious: this is... pretty good. But has the time come where I can let myself fall in love with Weezer again?

My friends, that time has come.  Behold, the redemption of Weezer.

With The White Album, Rivers serves up a tight, cohesive, substantial, and, most importantly, FUN album of built from everything that made Weezer so gosh darn lovable in the first place.  The songwriting strikes the coveted balance between simplicity and asininity.  Meanwhile, Rivers' lyrics strike the balance between quirky and plain awkward.  And there are hooks.  Everywhere.  You can hardly get through listening to "L.A. Girlz" the first time without sing along... to the bridge, no less.

I had heard friends and critics' whose opinions I respect praise this album, much to my delight and joyful crying.  So, when I popped the album in, I expected to be blown away by a total upheaval of Weezer's style, a revolution of their sound heavy enough to accomplish the redemption they needed.  

This isn't what I got.  The redeeming quality of the album is that it is not revolutionary.  It's not breaking any new ground, for rock music or for the band, really.  The White Album succeeds because it proves, in 2016, of all times, that good ol' alternative rock 'n' roll, like that which Father Cobain and Father Armstrong did give unto us, without any bells and whistles, is exciting and enlivening.  It's a (much needed) testament to the merits of the genre as much as it is to the merits of its songwriter. 

Music video for "King of the World"


Now, for the record, I need to get my gripes out.  I always skip track 3, "Thank God for Girls."  Lyrically, Rivers falls off the quirkiness/awkwardness tightrope and very whitely raps about cannolis and Adam and Eve.  Maybe I'm just letting the banality of neo-pop rockers like Twenty-one Pilots retroactively bite in the butt the band who sort of invented dorky rock rapping.  But Weezer certainly doesn't wear the genre well themselves on this track.  Aside from this, all there is to complain about is that at points and when I'm in certain moods, the songwriting is a little too predictable, the lyrics a little too bubblegum-ism.  But then there's the grimy honesty of "Do You Wanna Get High?" and the genius pacing of "L.A. Girlz," and I just tell myself, "Get the stick out of your butt and have fun, brah."

Basically, I love this album.  I love the Pet Sounds nods all over the place, like the jingle of sleigh bells on "(Girl We Got a) Good Thing."  I love the addicting choruses, like on "King of the World" or "Wind In Our Sails." I love the slick production, which makes each snare crack and guitar chug sound gorgeous and new.  If I had to describe the album in one way, it's this:  This is the Weezer album we all needed back in 2005.

Photo credit: Consequence of Sound http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/01/weezer-tease-the-white-album/

Really, all there is to do is just to give it a listen.  Play it in your car with the windows down on these new, warmer, sunny days.  Think back to when you first fell in love with the band; to when you first fell in love; to your first summer as a teenager; to the best ever time you went to the beach; to the last time you drank cherry vanilla Coke.  This is the soundtrack to good times past and good times to come. 


OVERALL SCORE: 8.8
Weezer – Weezer (The White Album)
1.California Kids
2.Wind In Our Sails
3.Thank God for Girls
4.(Girl We Got a) Good Thing
5.Do You Wanna Get High?
6.King of the World
7.Summer Elaine and Drunk Dory
8.L.A. Girlz
9.Jacked Up
10.Endless Bummer
O!HTT's COLORFUL SCORING SYSTEM
9-10
Holy. Crap. You must hear this song. One of the best of the year.
7-8
I'm so glad I have ears so that I can listen to this wonderful song.
5-6
Yeah, it's passable. Contributes to the vibe of the album, but not anything to write home about.
3-4
Ehh very mediocre or seriously flawed, there's a lot better music out there, or even on this album.
0-2
Good gravy, why must this song exist? One of the worst things that will enter your ears this year.